ولا أجمل من حكّ الدّماغ كي لا يصدأ.
ويمكنك ذلك بالعربيّة والإنكليزية.
واليوم يومك يا إنكليزيّة .
I am a clever child and I have a very thin but sharp mind!!!

A car went off the road and landed in a nearby river. The driver was strapped in and couldn get out. He was rescued, unharmed, 2 hours later

 ld this be? Hint: No car is waterproof. The water was only ankle deep.

 

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How can you break a glass if you are in a bounce castle? You sing the correct high note!

Lee, age 9, USA 

 

A man murdered a man, policemen found out that he did, but the police did not put him in jail. How is this possible? The men are playing the board game Clue.

   

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A man named Todd walks into a room. He sees a portrait on the wall. Then he recites this poem, "Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son." Who is in the picture? 

Todds son.

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A woman was trapped in a house that is filling up with water. The house had no doors, no windows and no holes. But inside the house there is a paper, a rock, a pencil and a tap. The tap was on. What should she do? Turn off the tap. 

 

  

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What is made of wood but can be sawed? Sawdust.

   

From the beginning of eternity, 
To the end of time and space, 
To the beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
What am I?
The letter E.

   

There are some people in line. One person is in front of somebody but behind nobody. Another person is in the front of one person and behind another. Another person is behind someone and in front of nobody. What is the least number of people that could be in the line? 

 Three.

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Joe and his lawyer were in jail talking . They were angry because the judge would not set bail. Later on Joe went home. Why? Joes lawyer was the one in jail. Joe was visiting him. 

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A man lives on the 33rd floor of a building. On sunny days he catches the elevator to the 11th floor then walks the rest of the way. On rainy days he carries an umbrella, like every other normal person, and goes straight to the 33rd floor. Why does he do this? Why doesn he go straight to the 33rd floor on sunny days? Because the man is a dwarf. On rainy days he carries an umbrella, and he uses it to reach the button for the 33rd floor. 

It takes 12 pennies to make a dozen, so how many nickels does it take to make a dozen?12

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A man is found hanging in a room with a rope around his neck tied to a post on the roof, when the police arrived all they saw was a puddle of water underneath him. How did he die?The man was standing on a block of ice with the rope around his neck and when the block of ice melted he was left hanging. The water underneath him was from the ice. 
   

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Cindy dropped the glass when the ball was thrown because she forgot to look at the time keeper, what was going on? Cindy is Cinderella. She dropped her glass slipper when the clock struck twelve trying to get away from the ball.

 

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The bear could only move in circles and no matter how much the man studied the bear, he never did anything to help the bear. Why? The bear is a constellation (Ursa Major) and the man is an astronomer.

 

 

A cowboy rides in to town on Friday, stays two days and rides off on Friday. How is this possible? Friday is the name of the mans horse.

   

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When cycling, Josh had problems with a medium steep hill that was 5 metres high. However, on the same day, without any help, he managed a 10 metre hill that was twice as steep with no problems. Why is this? Hill number one was uphill. Hill number two was downhill. 

 

   

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Im tired, yet not sleepy 
And yet need only one foot for balance
and two feet to run.
What am I? 
A bicycle. 

   

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on, the moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street, how did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day. 

 

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There was an airplane crash and every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible? All the single people died in the crash. The two survivors were married.
 

What does this say? gseg

Scrambled eggs.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?

 Footsteps.

 

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What has rivers but no fish swim, has many towns but never an inn? A map. 

 

What has a bed but never sleeps, 
what has a mouth but never eats?
What runs all day and and runs all night,
it never stops, try as it might?
A river.

 

While at first I seem mysterious, when explained Im nothing serious. What am I? A riddle.

   

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You give it food, it lives. You give it water, it dies. What is it? A fire. 

 

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I was but am not, and never shall be again. What am I? Yesterday.

 

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A mother is sitting at a table with her two sons. Her sons have not seen each other for over 20 years. Each son will talk to the mother and the mother will talk to each of her two sons but the sons will not talk to each other. Why won the sons talk to each other? The sons are from different countries and can not speak the same language but the mother can speak both languages.

 

There was a baby calf. He needed some loving. Who would he go to? Papa Bull, Mama Bull or Sister Bull Papa bull, only male cows are called bulls.

   

There was a farmer. He had 17 sheep. All but 9 sheep died. How many sheep does the farmer have now? Nine.

     

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There are 2 men playing checkers. They each play 5 games. They each won 5 games and did not tie. How is this possible? 

They did not play each other.

What has eyes but can not see ? A potato.

 

 

What has legs but can not walk? Trousers.

What has arms but can not move? Armchair.

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A man finds an old gold medal under an Olympic stand at the Athens Olympics. On the medal it says 1500 BC. The man takes it to the jeweller and the jeweller gives it back to him and says, "Its a fake." Explain. Because before Christ was born nobody knew of him. The term BC was made up years later.

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What goes long in summer and wears short in winter? The hours of daylight.

 

 

A man is driving to the city of Safety, and comes to a fork in the road. Each road was guarded by a twin brother. He is told by them that one road leads to the city of Safety, while the other leads to the city of Danger. Also, one brother tells the truth, and one tells lies. With one question, how could you find out which road leads to the city of Safety? Ask them this question, "Which way will your friend tell me to go?" The liar will lie and tell you that the truth teller would have you go the wrong way. The truth teller knows the liar would have lied and also tell you to go the wrong way. So you would go the opposite of what they tell you.